I cannot tell you how many inquires I've had from people asking if this is the Official Jay Douglas Web Site or some hacked version.

Actually, I can tell you. It was two. And one of them wanted to know if I could recommend a good anti-hacking cough syrup.

So, to both of you I say, here is some important hacking information. And please cover your mouths.

Question: What is hacking?
Answer: Hacking is when you look at your Web site and realize it has changed and have no idea how that happened.

Question: What is the main cause of hacking?
Answer: Hackers. Also memory blackouts.

Question: Are you sure this site has not been hacked?
Answer: Yes. Otherwise it would look better.