How to Submit A Punch Line

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Important Information

Pay attention:

• When submitting a punch line, include the joke that goes with it;

• We don't display your email address, but we do need it to let you know if you won a prize. Or, if we have a question about the joke (like, "Did you leave out the punch line or something?");

• We'll give you a name credit for every joke you submit. (Heaven knows we don't want people thinking they were our ideas);

• The credit is your first name, the first initial of your last name, your city and your state (or country if you're outside the US);

• If you'd rather we don't use your real name, say because you are in the witness protection program, fill in a nickname and we'll use that instead;

• Some poor office worker has to read your submission before we post it, so please don't think you're going to slip a nickname like "Mr. Cockenlocker" past him/her. He/she is underpaid, but not brain dead;

• Also, be sure to read the rules.

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