Jay wants to thank all the people who generously contributed to this Web site. If there are people missing from the list it is not because their contributions weren't significant, but because they begged, pleaded and often times bribed Jay with money and/or threats of bodily harm to not be associated with anything as lame as this site.

• Penny ("You're my husband and I love you even when you're trying to be funny") Sommers

• Jay ("Does it look okay in Internet Explorer?") Mitchell

• Sharon ("Drink your 8 glasses of water") Mitchell

• Steve ("I hate pink") Bolson

• Greg ("Break a Funny Bone") Dean

• The characters in his plays ("What do you mean we're not real?")

• All the partners at the Los Feliz Starbucks in Los Angeles ("We're closing now")