Welcome to the Punch Bowl
Add A Punch Line to the Punch Bowl
So you're ready to play in the Punch Bowl (bathing suits optional). That's because:
You've submitted a joke before;
You haven't a clue how this works but you're not going to read the instructions because instructions are for sissies;
You actually believe you're going to win a prize.
Okay. Click here.
I Want an Instant Laugh
Save time. Read the punch lines to jokes you already know. Bring back great memories. Amaze and amuse your friends. Discover how many totally worthless jokes are clogging up your memory so that you can't remember important things. Like what you're supposed to be doing instead of wasting time on Jay's Web site.
Okay. That's what WILL happen when we get enough jokes. In the meantime, you can try this somewhat lame example the Web designers came up with. (Next time they ask for pepperoni pizza we'll spring the extra couple of bucks for double toppings.)
Jay's Lame Example
There are Currently 3 Punch Lines in the Punch Bowl.
Read the Joke That Inspired It All
The joke behind the Punch Bowl. (We're pretty sure it's not the only thing behind the Punch Bowl. One of these days we'll have to get the maid to clean back there.) Hint: The punch line is "Some people don't know how to tell a joke." Click here.
Rules
Pretty much the rules say you'll play nice, obey the judges and not spill anything on the carpet. You can read them all here.
Comments
Obviously, we're making this up as we go along. If you've got some ideas to make it better tell Jay. He'll listen to you.